I AM SO HORRIFIED

WHAT THE F IS THIS

SINCE WHEN DID TRAINING TO BECOME A STRIPPER START AT AGE SEVEN

What the hell were their parents thinking? Yes, they are good dancers, but there is no need to shake their nonexistent junk so provocatively because 1) IT’S NOT EVEN THERE YET, LITTLE GIRLS and 2) You are SEVEN YEARS OLD. Also, what is up with those costumes? I don’t even know what type of little vampire-gothic-sexiness you’re trying to pull off, but you look like a baby prostitute. And honestly it is great and all that ya’ll are dancing so energetically, but is there really need for all those sexy moves? Close your legs, honey, and please stop trying to wiggle yourself all sexy-like.

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~ by jackattack on July 28, 2010.

One Response to “I AM SO HORRIFIED”

  1. oh yeah. i saw this a while back.
    i think i wanted to throw my otherwise coveted and adored laptop out the window of my brother’s second story room.
    my eye bled a little too.

    on a side note, why the hell did no one ever teach me how to dance like that? >o>

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