I’m back, kind of

Hi. Sorry I died for three months, which is basically forever in internet time. I didn’t think anyone would care, because I didn’t realize that people actually read this, but apparently they do. I updated my “About Me” page because I kind of want to start again, but I can’t make any guarantees because I’m terrible at commitment, as my past pet gravestones can prove– “Skippy the roly-poly: captured 3/17/01 at 4:38 pm, died 3/17/01 at 6:52 pm.” Sorry, Skippy. I didn’t realize you needed air. (Don’t ask me why I named my roly-poly Skippy. I wanted a fish really badly at the time and maybe I thought that if I gave it a fishy-type name, it would turn into a fish.)

I guess one of the reasons I disappeared for so long was because a lot of hype about internet tracking started up. Everyone started telling me that colleges would stalk my Facebook and blog, and then I would never make it into college (not that I will anyway with the rate of productivity I have going right now. I HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM FFFFFF). So I got scared and actually came close to deleting this a few times, and also to deactivating my Facebook. But then I realized if I did that, my life would consist of sitting in my room counting carpet loops all day. Either I’m even more pathetic than I thought I was or I just have a really good sense of where I place my values. Probably both.

So what have I been up to these past few months? I wish I could say that I’ve been doing things that I enjoy, like eating or Facebook-stalking or growing taller, but not really. I also wish I could say that I’ve been at least somewhat productive, but I haven’t. Okay wait now that I think back, I have absolutely no fucking idea what I’ve been up to. I see all these other bloggers updating their blogs after absences saying things like “SORRY GUYS I’VE BEEN REALLY BUSY” or “GUESS WHAT, I HAVE A LIFE NOW SO I CAN’T WRITE AS MUCH” but neither apply to me. I’m not busy, just atrocious at time-management, and I still don’t have a life. There is probably about as much emotional excitement in my life as a potato.

This is a semi-short post, but I’m trying to get back in the hang of things. I think I have an idea of what my next post is going to be about (it involves hormones and teenhood, stay tuned! Not mine, though, because I am less hormonal than a cactus). Hopefully soon this thing will be back to normal, and hopefully soon I’ll remember why I first started blogging to begin with.

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~ by jackattack on October 26, 2010.