About Me

Hi.

If I had to describe myself in three words I would choose grumpy, hungry, and wrinkled. I have less tact than a cucumber when it comes to dealing with social interaction. One of my favorite pastimes is minesweeper, except my mom recently deleted it from the computer because I was neglecting my homework to click on little gray squares. Now I have nothing to do all day.

Here is a fairly accurate portrait of me.

Hi. I like to feed off the misery of other people, which kind of makes me like a dementor except shorter and less scary.