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		<title>GAMES ARE ASSHOLES</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 06:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jackattack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just spent 3 hours playing Traveler IQ Challenge on Facebook. And 2 before that on Neopets (stop judging me the games are fun okay? Especially Eliv Thade because who doesn&#8217;t love Eliv Thade, I&#8217;m a fucking anagram master), and now I&#8217;ve exhausted all my mental energy and can&#8217;t do homework. My math textbook is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=strandsofocean.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9088773&amp;post=531&amp;subd=strandsofocean&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>On the plus side, I&#8217;m inspired to watch Star Wars</title>
		<link>http://strandsofocean.wordpress.com/2011/01/21/on-the-plus-side-im-inspired-to-watch-star-wars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2011 07:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jackattack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post will probably make no sense at all because it was written when I was on a lot of cold medicine and it was way too early in the morning to try to sound literate. Oh well. (The draft was written over winter break but I kind of forgot about it (actually there are [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=strandsofocean.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9088773&amp;post=525&amp;subd=strandsofocean&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Narwhals are pretty cool</title>
		<link>http://strandsofocean.wordpress.com/2010/10/29/narwhals-are-pretty-cool/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2010 04:23:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jackattack</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Things That Make Me Want To Choke A Puppy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I can't think of a title]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[why do I never make any sense at all]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[NOTE: This post was written on the premise of misery and tears. Sorry I&#8217;m such a sad sack. Then I turned angry and ranty so most of it doesn&#8217;t actually make any sense, especially if you have a brain that works logically. Don&#8217;t judge me. I can&#8217;t remember the days when I actually cared about [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=strandsofocean.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9088773&amp;post=507&amp;subd=strandsofocean&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m back, kind of</title>
		<link>http://strandsofocean.wordpress.com/2010/10/26/im-back-kind-of/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2010 00:37:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jackattack</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hi. Sorry I died for three months, which is basically forever in internet time. I didn&#8217;t think anyone would care, because I didn&#8217;t realize that people actually read this, but apparently they do. I updated my &#8220;About Me&#8221; page because I kind of want to start again, but I can&#8217;t make any guarantees because I&#8217;m [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=strandsofocean.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9088773&amp;post=485&amp;subd=strandsofocean&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I AM SO HORRIFIED</title>
		<link>http://strandsofocean.wordpress.com/2010/07/28/i-am-so-horrified/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 03:30:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jackattack</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Controversial]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Things That Make Me Want To Choke A Puppy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://strandsofocean.wordpress.com/?p=446</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[WHAT THE F IS THIS SINCE WHEN DID TRAINING TO BECOME A STRIPPER START AT AGE SEVEN What the hell were their parents thinking? Yes, they are good dancers, but there is no need to shake their nonexistent junk so provocatively because 1) IT&#8217;S NOT EVEN THERE YET, LITTLE GIRLS and 2) You are SEVEN [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=strandsofocean.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9088773&amp;post=446&amp;subd=strandsofocean&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Public transportation sure has its perks</title>
		<link>http://strandsofocean.wordpress.com/2010/07/18/public-transportation-sure-has-perks/</link>
		<comments>http://strandsofocean.wordpress.com/2010/07/18/public-transportation-sure-has-perks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 05:34:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jackattack</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pokemon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[public transportation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[train]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://strandsofocean.wordpress.com/?p=433</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So.. apparently I&#8217;m really sucky at updating this. And I&#8217;d really like to attribute that to &#8220;life,&#8221; but unfortunately, I still don&#8217;t have one. Some things will never change. No, actually, I&#8217;ve been interning in this place and it&#8217;s kind of awesome and horrible at the same time. Kind of like if you met Johnny [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=strandsofocean.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9088773&amp;post=433&amp;subd=strandsofocean&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Does anyone actually know what I&#8217;m talking about because I don&#8217;t</title>
		<link>http://strandsofocean.wordpress.com/2010/07/17/does-anyone-actually-know-what-im-talking-about-because-i-dont/</link>
		<comments>http://strandsofocean.wordpress.com/2010/07/17/does-anyone-actually-know-what-im-talking-about-because-i-dont/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 22:48:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not really sure how to say this, but I think I have *slight* anxiety problems. My parents used to call me a &#8220;party girl&#8221; and &#8220;so social,&#8221; and even at the tender age of eight I thought they were delusional. Turns out they were, because these days I can&#8217;t go to a party without [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=strandsofocean.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9088773&amp;post=429&amp;subd=strandsofocean&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A n00b&#8217;s Disney adventure: Snow White</title>
		<link>http://strandsofocean.wordpress.com/2010/06/20/a-n00bs-disney-adventure-snow-white/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 05:45:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jackattack</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[disney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[disney animation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[disney classics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[disney movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[noob's disney adventure]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Disclaimer: This review is not going to be a good one. Crap does not deserve praise. Proceed at your own risk. The movie opens with the audience&#8217;s ears getting slaughtered by Donald Duck on helium. This chick needs vocal surgery bad. Her voice is higher than my friend when she asked me to see The [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=strandsofocean.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9088773&amp;post=419&amp;subd=strandsofocean&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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			<media:title type="html">what the hell are you doing here</media:title>
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			<media:title type="html">and good riddance</media:title>
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		<title>Too much information, dude. Way too much.</title>
		<link>http://strandsofocean.wordpress.com/2010/05/26/too-much-information-dude-way-too-much/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 00:49:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jackattack</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[advil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dreams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SAT]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the lion king]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week I tried to study for my SAT Bio coming up next Saturday by going to my friend&#8217;s house and having a group study session, but I ended up eating ice cream and chips and cookies and various other junk food (including fried elephant ears, mmm) for the whole time instead. And then at [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=strandsofocean.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9088773&amp;post=408&amp;subd=strandsofocean&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dogs are stupid. Also, I feel violated.</title>
		<link>http://strandsofocean.wordpress.com/2010/05/17/dogs-are-stupid-also-i-feel-violated/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 01:39:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jackattack</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry I haven&#8217;t really been updating lately. I haven&#8217;t actually been all that busy. Just lazy. And crap has been happening (such as going to a party and getting touched inappropriately by a dog). I don&#8217;t like dogs. I remember in third grade I went through a dog obsession and I memorized every dog in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=strandsofocean.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9088773&amp;post=405&amp;subd=strandsofocean&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sex is funny. Unless there are pictures.*</title>
		<link>http://strandsofocean.wordpress.com/2010/05/09/sex-is-funny-unless-there-are-pictures/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 04:04:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jackattack</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[awkwardness]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[health]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sex-ed is awkward. You probably already know this. It&#8217;s also pretty funny. However, it&#8217;s even more funny when you&#8217;re being hit over the head with terms like seminiferous tubules, where sperm is made and cervix, the vagina within a vagina from not one but TWO classes. That&#8217;s right. Health and Biology are my new favorites. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=strandsofocean.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9088773&amp;post=403&amp;subd=strandsofocean&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A n00b&#8217;s Disney adventure, part 5: Tarzan</title>
		<link>http://strandsofocean.wordpress.com/2010/04/28/a-n00bs-disney-adventure-part-5-tarzan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 01:51:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[disney renaissance]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[tarzan and jane]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Before I watched Tarzan, my friend warned me that it was sad. &#8220;Ha,&#8221; I said. &#8220;Bring it on. I&#8217;ll eat your tears, along with Hercules&#8217; toenails,  for breakfast.&#8221; Alas, how very wrong I was. The first eight minutes or so were so -expletive- amazing. More amazing than Facebook or immortal jellyfish or younger sisters. (Just sayin&#8217;). I was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=strandsofocean.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9088773&amp;post=393&amp;subd=strandsofocean&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>No wonder my brain&#8217;s so screwed up</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 21:21:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am a pro at getting work done. : What the hell are you doing? Aren&#8217;t you supposed to do be doing homework? Me: I am. I&#8217;m almost done with my essay on why Pip is an enormous asshole. : Then why did you just send me a picture of a baby snake? Me: I&#8217;m [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=strandsofocean.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9088773&amp;post=390&amp;subd=strandsofocean&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A n00b&#8217;s Disney adventure, part 4: Anastasia</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 07:18:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’d never even heard of Anastasia before I made one of my friends look through her house for all the Disney movies she owned. After running around her house and yelling at me for all the exercise I’d caused her (for most, that would be a good thing, folks, but not this girl) she came [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=strandsofocean.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9088773&amp;post=385&amp;subd=strandsofocean&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I am never going to be a writer of children&#8217;s books</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 23:56:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday my parents dragged me to another family-friend party. Well, no, I wasn&#8217;t really dragged because I thought eating a nice 6,000-calorie meal would be a nice way to kick off spring break. But alas, it was much less entertaining than I had hoped. 2:00-5:00 My parents look at mansions. Why? I don&#8217;t know. They [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=strandsofocean.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9088773&amp;post=383&amp;subd=strandsofocean&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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